Things her boyfriend said.

The first few actually made me laugh out loud. Anyway, Nobody is truly this witty. Still, worth a read. Things my boyfriend says. Excerpt of some of my favorites: "You shouldn't buy me things. Save your money for unicorn rides or whatever it is girls spend money on." bf: My hands hurt from doing the dishes. me: You're such a delicate flower. bf: How does it feel? me: How does what feel? bf: Being punched in the face by a delicate flower? me: I finished your ice cream. bf: That's okay. I ate your memory card.